Archive for June, 2012

DVL 5:18

Posted in Uncategorized on June 27, 2012 by alxstatik

What more can possibly happen to someone who for years has been dealing with an embarrassing affliction? The last place you would think it can happen would be right in his own home…at 5 o’clock in the afternoon.


Alpha Girls

Posted in Uncategorized on June 9, 2012 by alxstatik

Ever wondered what goes on behind the walls of sororities? Well, if you think you do, then you’ll definitely want to dwell even deeper into this world of secrecy. You might be shocked at what else goes on in there!

Ending The Eternal

Posted in Uncategorized on June 6, 2012 by alxstatik

How do you call it quits when you’re immortal? What more can you possibly do when you’ve completely exhausted all the joy you had in life, and you’ve come to a point of boredom? Like they say, if you dig deep, there’s always a way out!

From Beneath

Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2012 by alxstatik

So you and your girlfriend are on the road going to visit her relatives at their newly acquired farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. To refresh yourselves from the exhausting, long, and hot drive you both decide to stop by a secluded pond to take a little swim. When you get out you notice a strange bite on your leg. You think nothing of it and get back on the road.